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Looking for Relations: All Above: Dating, Long Term, Friends
The longest relationship AntoinForticullis had: 10 years or more
Height: 6'0" (183 cm)
Weight: 175 lb (79 kg)
Hair Color: Blond
Marital Status: Separated
More about AntoinForticullis:
Let me try this again.
I realize that one can write virtually anything about oneself in this sort of forum, particularly when one is attempting to impress or otherwise attract a fair damsel. But in an effort to be as humble as possible I will not mention my Nobel prize nominations, (and surely not the two that I won!), nor my Peabody award, nor my fourteen world records in various sporting events. No, that would be completely unfair to the competition, no?
With that out of the way, please just assume that I am a man of modest means, who has lived a varied and interesting life, involving many of the things that one would expect would make a life interesting and varied.
I could regale the readership with tales of the above -noted life, but in perfect candour, such banter is best saved for face to face, voice to voice, or e-mail to e-mail communication. I would have mentioned mobile to mobile exchanges, but for the fact that I do not carry such an entrapping and invasive device. I do not do so for several reasons, which I would be happy to explain in one of the aforementioned types of communication.
I could go on and on, truth be told, but I am afraid I must get down to the pomegranate market to purchase some fresh ones afore Hamid closes his stall for the evening. In parting I shall leave you, dear reader with the following closing statements.
Ladies, please, I invite you to contact me if you'd like to get to know me, either virtually or in person. I do feel that physical attraction is paramount, of course it is, for that is how I met most of my previous wives and ill-fated inamoratas. I long for the feeling of falling in love again, where my ineffectual mind is consumed by thoughts of my princess, making it even more feeble than usual.
I do prefer, if not require, my future beloved to be a non-smoker and a non-tattooer, though, I suppose, that where love and lust begin to bloom, some things can be overcome. However, long-term, those conditions may rise up to become relationship obstacles. I speak from past experience, though one never knows what will happen the nth time around, does one?
But I am not a dilapidated gigolo, no, perish the thought! I am just a fool who has had several long-term relationships, perhaps missing the perfect one or ones due to my own inadequacies. I speak the truth when I say that I have not "known" -- in the biblical sense -- a lot of women. I am not that sort of man! Really, I am not. But I surely can be a romantic, and I can tell you some of the romantic deeds I've done in the past, should you be so interested. I do have many tales, now that my mind drifts towards the old memories tucked away in those foggy banks of my brain.
As for types (such a nasty topic, isn't it?)
I do prefer, if not require, my future beloved to be a non-smoker and a non-tattooer, though, I suppose, that where love and lust begin to bloom, some things can be overcome. However, long-term, those conditions may rise up to become relationship obstacles. I do like ladies who are fit, thin, or otherwise in possession of a lovely figure, though I am not concerned with height or, heaven forbid, the size of one's chest area!
Please contact me if you want to really get to know me, and not judge me based on preconceptions that have no basis in reality, but only exist in your reactionary, conservative mind. I am not whatever kind of man you may think I am, because you cannot know me until you start communicating with me. That is to say, if you're reactionary (and understand the real meaning of that word) and conservative, we will most definitely not get along. Gadzooks, my tone is quite scolding in those few preceding sentences. Bear me no ill will, for at this stage in my life, I think I have a marginally better idea of who will be compatible with me than I did, oh, twenty minutes ago!
Bye for now.
Let me try this again.
I realize that one can write virtually anything about oneself in this sort of forum, particularly when one is attempting to impress or otherwise attract a fair damsel. But in an effort to be as humble as possible I will not mention my Nobel prize nominations, (and surely not the two that I won!), nor my Peabody award, nor my fourteen world records in various sporting events. No, that would be completely unfair to the competition, no?
With that out of the way, please just assume that I am a man of modest means, who has lived a varied and interesting life, involving many of the things that one would expect would make a life interesting and varied.
I could regale the readership with tales of the above -noted life, but in perfect candour, such banter is best saved for face to face, voice to voice, or e-mail to e-mail communication. I would have mentioned mobile to mobile exchanges, but for the fact that I do not carry such an entrapping and invasive device. I do not do so for several reasons, which I would be happy to explain in one of the aforementioned types of communication.
I could go on and on, truth be told, but I am afraid I must get down to the pomegranate market to purchase some fresh ones afore Hamid closes his stall for the evening. In parting I shall leave you, dear reader with the following closing statements.
Ladies, please, I invite you to contact me if you'd like to get to know me, either virtually or in person. I do feel that physical attraction is paramount, of course it is, for that is how I met most of my previous wives and ill-fated inamoratas. I long for the feeling of falling in love again, where my ineffectual mind is consumed by thoughts of my princess, making it even more feeble than usual.
I do prefer, if not require, my future beloved to be a non-smoker and a non-tattooer, though, I suppose, that where love and lust begin to bloom, some things can be overcome. However, long-term, those conditions may rise up to become relationship obstacles. I speak from past experience, though one never knows what will happen the nth time around, does one?
But I am not a dilapidated gigolo, no, perish the thought! I am just a fool who has had several long-term relationships, perhaps missing the perfect one or ones due to my own inadequacies. I speak the truth when I say that I have not "known" -- in the biblical sense -- a lot of women. I am not that sort of man! Really, I am not. But I surely can be a romantic, and I can tell you some of the romantic deeds I've done in the past, should you be so interested. I do have many tales, now that my mind drifts towards the old memories tucked away in those foggy banks of my brain.
As for types (such a nasty topic, isn't it?)
I do prefer, if not require, my future beloved to be a non-smoker and a non-tattooer, though, I suppose, that where love and lust begin to bloom, some things can be overcome. However, long-term, those conditions may rise up to become relationship obstacles. I do like ladies who are fit, thin, or otherwise in possession of a lovely figure, though I am not concerned with height or, heaven forbid, the size of one's chest area!
Please contact me if you want to really get to know me, and not judge me based on preconceptions that have no basis in reality, but only exist in your reactionary, conservative mind. I am not whatever kind of man you may think I am, because you cannot know me until you start communicating with me. That is to say, if you're reactionary (and understand the real meaning of that word) and conservative, we will most definitely not get along. Gadzooks, my tone is quite scolding in those few preceding sentences. Bear me no ill will, for at this stage in my life, I think I have a marginally better idea of who will be compatible with me than I did, oh, twenty minutes ago!
Bye for now.
AntoinForticullis's ideas of a fun date:
It may be somewhat odd, but I would like to construct an "accidental" meeting for a first date. Somewhere public, in all likelihood, for I don' t know what sort of characters a man may encounter through this site :-)